Has anyone ever heard of googlism.com? This is a really funny thing where you type in your name (or other things) and then it will give you what appears to be little short parts of what is found online regarding your name. Here is what it had for my name….
todd porter is a jerk of the first order todd porter is more of a self todd porter is married todd porter is confident in his team’s ability get the job done once todd porter is doing the lion’s share of the asset calculation and setting up the whole thing in microsoft project todd porter is having employee e todd porter is? todd porter is both the owner of porter apple and the director of operations for applebee’s todd porter is the man in charge of leading the way todd porter is the new man in charge at clear creek after tammy laurence left to take the head gig at cinco ranch todd porter is interviewed about ion’s upcoming dominion release on computer games online todd porter is now ceo todd porter is a consultant todd porter is in charge now todd porter is currently the webmaster for the corporate and legal affairs group at microsoft todd porter is here to talk to all of you about dominion todd porter is better todd porter is an ass who slags anyone against him and has never finished a game in his life
I like the “jerk of the first order”, “todd porter is?”, and that I am the owner of porter apple and work for microsoft.
And remember that I am in charge and that I am better!
I recently finished the book A New Kind of Youth Ministry by Chris Folmsbee and I am beginning to realize that I need to stop reading, because the books I have been reading lately are messing me up (in a good way). Chris did not write this book because he feels that everyone else out there is doing it wrong and his way is the right way. He wrote it because he believes that youth ministry has not sufficiently changed to adapt to the current culture. And I whole-heartedly agree with him.
Chris’ ideas for re-culturing the youth ministries in our churches is revolutionary, but yet so simple. In many ways his ideas are to take youth ministry from a point where we entertain, lecture, teach, do mission trips and meet others needs; to where help them learn how to live missional lives, learn about God in an environment that is centered around them and not a curriculum, and where it is not about how big and flashy our programs can be but instead how deep.
I do not believe that this book should be limited to just people in youth ministry, but a valuable tool for all ministries in the church. I think that the more the church realizes that we can learn from one another the better the church can and will be. So whether you are in youth ministry, children’s ministry, adult ministry, small group ministry, etc. I recommend this book for you. Chris’ humility in this book is refreshing and I hope you will get as much out of it as I did.
Our church had a leadership conference recently were our pastor used the analogy of a french press coffee maker and how the process of brewing coffee in that is often like how God does things in our lives. There is the process of being ground, and then brewing, which takes about 4 minutes and can seem like forever (especially for coffee addicts). And if you end that brewing process too early then the coffee is weak and if you wait too long then it turns bitter. Then there is the process as you press down on the plunger and squeeze the coffee grounds down and get the pure coffee brew.
Well, as a result of that and with all of the stuff that Kimmy and I have been going through, inspired her to write a song. The song you can hear by pressing play on the player below is that song and I posted the lyrics as well. It is titled, “Satisfy You”. And major kudos goes to Colin Harfield our Music Pastor who took the music from Kim’s lips to create a beautiful guitar piece as back-up. Thanks, Colin!
Satisfy You By Kimberly Porter
I’ve been left here in my tears alone. Their eyes seem blinded to my pain. I sit waiting for a ray of hope Doors are closed with no ground to gain.
Still in this dying hope I sit Desperately wanting to escape Please give me courage to endure This grimy pit while I wait
Give me a sign that You’re ready to move What you want, I’m so ready to do If I’m not full flavor than please keep me here for a while Till I completely satisfy You.
I’ve been simmering here for so long Fighting the bitterness setting in Someday a glimmer of light I will see You will lift me up out of this tomb.
Bridge: For Your faithfulness has proven to me That You’re timing is perfect Even when I can’t see Where I am is where You want me to be Cuz’ You love me, You love me
Give me a sign that You’re ready to move What you want, I’m so ready to do If I’m not full flavor than please keep me here for a while Till I completely satisfy You.
We came home from our in-laws today to find this in our back yard. This is one of the reasons why my wife and I fell in love with our neighborhood.
The funny part about all of this is that when I was clearing out that part of our yard yesterday, I thought that it might make it easier for us to see a deer. And look at what God did for us! What a great Father’s Day gift from my Father in heaven.
And if you look in front of the deer you can see the new fire pit I built in that area of our yard. And here is a pic from the first fire we did in it!
Today the world received a ray of sunshine from our friends in Cupertino, CA. People who work on Windows can now use what I consider to be the best browser out there. Apple’s Safari web browser. Try it out. But be warned that it is in it’s beta version right now. But I suspect by October it will get it’s final release when Leopard comes out.
Now if only they could come out with Apple’s Mail program. But at least I can use Thunderbird on my home PC. And that is WAY better than Outlook.
Recently, the governor, legislators of our state, and some business people met up on Mackinac Island and stayed at the Grand Hotel, which is one of the most beautiful places in our state and the hotel happens to be one of the most expensive in the state (about $400-700). And why did they meet? Because they needed to discuss our state’s current budget crisis. Isn’t that amazing?
Our state is having serious financial problems. Business are either closing up or moving out of state, left and right. But yet our legislature and governor can find the money to pamper themselves for about a week at one fo the nicest resort. Our kids elementary school had to lay off two teachers recently because the money is not there to pay them, but yet Jennifer Granholm is living the good life up on Mackinac Island.
I got a great idea on how we can help our state’s economy. How about we not take these luxurious vacations on the tax payer’s dime? How about taking back that raise that you legislator’s just voted yourselves? How about making yourselves part-time like many other states? Somehow I am thinking there are better options than hurting our children’s educational system.
And then not long after our local news reported all of that grim news on the state of state’s economy they announced that a local church had just finished off their $15 million dollar church building. Mind you, this was a renovation of what used to be a large home improvement store. I just sat there thinking of ways that they may have been able to cut back on some of the extra things and use some of that money to help some of these people in our community that are having their homes foreclosed on. Since we are the number one county in the nation with home foreclosures.
I just think that this is the time when the Church can really shine and show God’s love in some very practical ways. Instead we build palaces to honor ourselves and we somehow think that God is actually pleased with this.
Maybe, just maybe God wants us to sacrifice some of the niceties that we have become accustomed to in this country and sacrifice a little. Every 15 seconds a child dies because they do not have access to clean drinking water and we are building $15 million dollar palaces called churches. What is wrong with this picture?
