Story here. Don’t worry the link is completely safe. 
Here are a few quotes….
the women and the wiener on wheels headed south
No comment.
and a few well-timed tugs later
Again, no comment.
“But that’s the first wiener I’ve ever pulled out.”

I know that was totally junior high on my part, but before you get you mind in the gutter (assuming it isn’t already), take a look at the pic below. And then read the whole article, it is very punny.











I have ridden in one of those! They’re horrible! It was actually the previous generation. I worked in radio for many years and one of the promotions I did was with Oscar Mayer. We gave people the chance to win a ride in the Weinermobile. Well it was winter just like in the photo and the thing was a beast to drive (OM employees not me, thank God) Plus no heat. Just a scary ride. Great radio though.
I have never ridden in one, but I have looked inside of one.